Dear Daddy,
As you are aware, for the past couple of days I have been standing by myself (while holding on tightly to things for stability), and sometimes have leaned and taken a few steps. This is very exciting for me, so I know declare myself an Independent Explor-A-Baby. In my new status, there will be some changes:
First, I do not like sitting, since I can't stand by myself from a sit yet. So you will carry me or help me stand. I will indicate if you are doing the wrong thing by fussing.
Second, the toys I have been playing with are suitable for small babies but not Independent Explor-A-Babies. So we will need to find new toys to play with. This may include things previously off limits such as your glasses.
Third, Independent Explor-A-Babies do not eat or sleep. We are much too interested in the world. Please disregard all previous routines and do not attempt to calm me or give me a bottle. This will be rejected.
Finally, I reserve the right at any time to stop being an Independent Explor-A-Baby. I suggest you pay close attention for this moment, as I will likely be very hungry and sleepy. In fact, if you time this right, I will fall immediately asleep without fussing and you can breathe a big sigh of relief. Don't get comfortable ;)
Love,
Tadpole
